“Nasha-e-Shayari”
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar
ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir
nazar ati hai, padhe bhi to kya
padein yaar mujhe mobile me
bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai!
Laher aati hai, kinare se palat
jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil main
simat jati hai. Dono main
farak sirf itna hai, lehar
bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har
waqt aati hai!
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke
paas jaane wala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj
thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Apni fariyad meri ki meinu
yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad
rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna
wichon mera pyaar yaad
rakhi,
bhave meinu sabna to baad
rakhi.
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho
tum
Buddhe ka Chawanprash ho
tum,
Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum,
Per jo bhi ho yaar, Dost
jhakass ho tum.
Santa suffering from cold was
shivering. His son called a
doc.
Doc: What happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin
par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks:
How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a
cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse &
says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
Santa went to see a gal for
marriage.
Their families decided to
leave them for some talk.
After some time, Santa asks:
Behenji, Tusin kinne behenbhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4
ho gaye.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do
thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo
maine us saale master ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum
kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri
biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas
karne aya hai.
Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan,
padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha,
padhnewala mahan.
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder
si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake
sharmake galion se guzra
karti thi latak matak chalti thi,
aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo
Bartan.
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…
Paper Raddi wala !
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
de tadap raha hu kabhi to
apna pyaar de Apni awaaz
nahin sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee
maar de
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to
mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho to
mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane
main tera kya jata hai.
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni
ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli
kamar per.
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi
hai, Jaise baajre ke khet mein
bhains ghus aayi hai.
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana
andhera, Katwa de baal, aur
kar de savera.
Juice peene ka maza cup mein
nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza
gharwali ko nahin, saali ko
hota hai.
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do
chaar galiyan na ho
Aur woh sasural hi kya jahan
koi saaliyan na ho.
Khush rahe tu sada ye dua hai
meri, Teri premika hi ban
jaaye bhabhi teri.
Marne ki bat na karna, jindagi
hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi,
Zindagi pane ke liye.
Gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
jis se kaagaz chipkaye jaate
hain