Cat & Rooster
cat & Rooster walkin near
d pool,Cat falls in the
pool,Rooster starts
laughin,Moral of d
story?..Wen ever theres a
happycock theres a wet
pussy!
Love poem
Roses are red, Pickles are
green, I love your legs &
whats in between!
Bonna
There are 206 bones in your
body! Would u like another?
Cocktail
Is it d whiskey dat makes u
frisky.Is it d brandy dat
makes u randy,Is it d gin
dat makes u slip in,Is it d
rum dat makes ucum!
Triplets or Twins
I want triplets, You want
twins, Lets get in bed and
see who wins!
How to satisfy a woman
HOW 2 SATISFY A
WOMAN;caress,
excite,cuddle, fascinate,
spoil, kiss, rub, tease,
pamper,console, worship,
respect & love.HOW 2
SATISFY A MAN; blow job
?Rainbow
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da
jungle havin sum marvelous
fun, Zippy got
silly,popped out his willy &
stuck it up Bungles bum!
?Love & War
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay
down and i’ll blow the shit
out of you!
Little Girl
When i was a girl,i had a
little quim,i sat upon my
bed & put a finger in,now
im a woman & full of grace
&charm,Ican get 4fingers
in & HALF MY FUCKIN
ARM!!
?Virginity is like a balloon
Virginity is like a balloon,
one prick and it’s gone
forever!
?Question Time
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on
ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on
urchest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on
urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!
?The Truth
QUESTION)Wots the
difference between ur job &
ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always
sucks!!!!!
?Marriage
A man woz arranged 2 b
married!He had achoice of
3 women!1st woz a rich
docter,2nd woz a
poorcleaner & 3rd woz a
prostitute!WHO DID HE
PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
?Getting Old
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size
theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite
means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is
playin bingo
?Baby Please
Of all the babes ur my
selection,please dont giv
me a rejection,my teeth
areclean for ur
inspection,so giv my
mouth a tongue injection!
?HOW MANY
ANIMALScAN U FIT IN
A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1
ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads
of hares & 1 smelly fish!
?Sex+drugs+rock+rave
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets
get drunk & misbehav,on
weed+speed +little e’s,well
get drunk & talk 2 trees,u
only live once & den u
die,so fuck em all & lets get
high!
?Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always
engaged
4)deyconsume large
amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!
