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Marriage licensing Magistrate: “So you say
have marri seven wives! Tell me which of your
wives is the best?”
“How can I tell which of the lemons is the
sweetest when I suck seven in a raw?”
Judge: “So you want a divorce from your
husband do you.“
Young lady: “Yes, my lord!”
Judge: “But what’s the reason?”
Young lady: “You see, My Lord, my
husband hasn’t turned up for the last three years.”
Judge: “And when were you married?”
Young lady: “Just two years back.”
“I hear you have a little sister.”
“Yes,” answered the small boy.
“Do you like her?”
“I wish it was a boy because then I could
play marbles, baseball, and other games with
her.”
“Then, why don’t you exchange her for a
brother?”
“Can’t,” was the answer, “It’s too late now.
We’ve used her four days already.”
Mother: “Why so law marks?”
Sona: “These are the highest among
failures.”
Teacher: “How did Sunny lose the fingers
of his right hand?”
Vinay: “Put them in the horse’s mouth to
see how many teeth he had.”
Teacher: “And then what happened?”
Vinay: “The horse closed his mouth to see
how many fingers Sunny had.”
The schoolboy asked the shopkeeper :
“Will you please give me change for this ten
rupees note?”
“Oh, sure, I will! But why do you need the
change?”
“My daddy has told me, it’s a bad note.”
Just three hours after her marriage the girl
went to a lawyer’s office for discussing divorce.
“Never in the history even of Bollywood such a
thing has happened,” said the lawyer. “Anyway,
let me know what could happen in such a small
time?”
“At the church,” the bride sobbed, “he sighed
his name in the register in bigger letters than
mine.”