OLD MAN
There was an old man from
gosham, who got out his
bollocks to wash’em,
His wife said oh jack if you
don’t put’em back, i’ll stand
on the bastards and squash
em!!!(new)
FAMILY
your father had your
mother, your mother had
your brother, it’s just 2 bad
your fathers mad and your
mothers now your lover
ARSE ICONS
(_!_)
Regular arse
(__!__)
Fat arse
(!)
Tight arse
(_*_)
Sore arse
(_o_)
Well used arse
(_e=mc2_)
Smart arse
(_x_)
Kiss my arse
DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guys communication enters
a girls information to increase the
population for a younger
generation do you get the
nformation… or do you need
a demonstration
SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.
VIRGIN
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
GUYS
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
COOL GIRL
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother
fucker to put me down
HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your
face …
NO SEX !
WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species
a woman needs in her life:
Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in
her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to
pay her bills!!
SICK LEAVE
A guycall into work and
says: Boss Ican´tcome to
work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking
my sister how sick is that?
BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is
invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO
BE TRUE!
VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are
blue, I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happend
to you?
F**KING MAFIA
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia…
One wrong move and you
are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
?THE BUSH
When an apple is green it’s
ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen, she’s
ready to fuck!
