Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the other to check whether it is
working.
He puts his head out and says, ‘‘YES..NO..YES..NO..
YES..NO.’’
If u need a friend and there are a hundred steps
between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me
and I will take all 99 step to be there for you.
Roses are red, voilets are corny,
When I think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!
5 bad things to say to a naked guy:
1. So dis explains ur car!
2. But still work, right?
3. R u cold?
4. Should I get a pump?
5. So I guess dis makes me d early bird!
Mary had a little lamb Mary had a little lamb, she
kept it in d backyard, wen she took her panties off,
his wooly dick got hard!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife & liked to
beat her, smacked her twice around d head,
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Being a student is so much fun, wen u have degrees
in playin wiv tongues, if u be my teacher in how
tongues flex, we’ll both graduate in hot oral sex!
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on ur cock:
1- U can play wiv ur money.
2- U can see ur money grow.
3- Ur girl can blow as much money as she wants.
What do you do if an Irish man through’s a pin at you
… you run because he’s got a grenade in his mouth.
Beat me, eat me, bite my bum,
Whip me, strip me, make me cum.
Suck me, fuck me, and lick me out,
Then tickle my nipples untill I shout!
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I like your arse!
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night
and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry, cause I
told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he
slides slowly in, it cant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame, dat 1
night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
D boys say, I luv u, U believe its true. 9months l8r he
says to hell wiv u, D baby is a bastard,D mother is a
whore, Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber
hadn’t tore!
Q : WHAT’S true in baseball as well as sex?
A : Nice guys finish last.
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky. Is it d brandy dat
makes u randy. Is it d gin dat makes u slip in. Is it d rum
dat makes u cum?
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work
in the morning ?
Zippy & Bungle, went 2 d jungle havin sum,
marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,
popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and I’ll blow the
shit out of you!
What sexual position do you have to be in to make the
most ugliest kid?… Ask your parents.
When I was a girl, I had a little quim,
I sat upon my bed & put a finger in.
Now I’m a woman & full of grace & charm,
I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKING ARM!!
Sex is good, sex is funny, many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny, fuck yourself and safe
your money.
There was a young girl called heather, woz cunt lips
were made of leather they made a strange noise that
attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.
Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of
weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and
sold her some acid and speed .
