“Quick and Clever SMS Jokes to Make You Smile”
WHY should I allow you to meet my wife? Do
you let me meet yours?
Husband of a BJP MP from Rajasthan, who
allegedly refused to let her attend Public
functions and meet people from the
constituency.
The girl paid the bill at the restaurant.
Boyfriend: “It is a men’s privilege.”
Girlfriend: “Let us not talk sex here.”
IT’S better to go broke than never to have loved
at all.
Q: What is the similarity between a bungee jumper and a person using a condom?
A: If the rubber breaks, they are in
deep trouble.
“PSST.” said the slimy-looking man to the
groom.
“Do you have any photos of your wife in the
nude?”
“Of course not.” grew the groom.
“Want to buy some?” asked the slimy looking
man.
The girl promised her mother she would
repulse all the boys who tried to make love to
her and wound up as the most repulsive girl on
the block.
“WHO was that, dear?” his young wife wanted
to know.
“Oh, just some guy who wanted to know if
the coast was clear,” the husband replied.
FILM Executive: “Are you a virgin?”
New Actress (realizing that the job depended
on the answer) :
“Yes, but I’m not a fanatic about it.”
CUSTOMER, “Have you a book called ‘Man’ the
Master of women?”
Sales girl: “The fiction department is on the
other side, Sir.”
The phone rang, and the elderly gentleman
rushed out of bed to answer it.” “I’m sorry; you
will have to call the weather bureau for that
information,” he said.