“Quick and Easy SMS Jokes to Send to Your Friends”
WIFE (at the bedside of her sick husband): is there
no hope, Doctor?
Doctor: What are you hoping for?
CUSTOMER (in a shoe shop): I would like some
Crocodile shoes, please.
Salesman: Certainly, madam; what size shoe
does your crocodile take?
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful
music is over; the strings are still attached.
PRESIDENT Clinton has vehemently denied that
he asked the former intern Monica Lewinsky to
lie.
“What I actually said,” claims the President,
“Was to lie down.”
According to a doctor, we know that three
stages of a man’s life are tri-weekly; try weekly
and try weakly.
LAND lady: Where you entertaining man is
your room last night?
Girl: That’s for him to say; I certainly did my
best.
She kisses me once more like that, and I’m yours
for life.
He: Thanks for the warning.
An Old-fashioned wife goes on a second honeymoon
withers the first husband.
SCARED by a bad dream, a little boy burst into
his parent’s room one night and was astonished
by what he found his mother doing to his father.
He told all that to a friend at school the next
morning.”
Just think, I get smacked for just sucking my
thumb.”
The average woman spends the
the whole day in a beauty parlour getting her hair
just right in the hope she’ll go out with a guy
who will mess the whole thing up?
She doesn’t think of men all the time, but when
she thinks, she of men.
A man was playing on the beach with at least
a dozen kids. Are they all yours?” a lady passing
by asked curiously.
“Of course not,” he snapped, “I’m a
contraceptive salesman, and these are all
complaints.”