‘‘Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.’’
‘‘Shut up, Albert…’’
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down.*
…How to keep an idiot entertained *press up.*
Mary had a little lamb, its name was little ralph. Its
burnin in a field right now, cos its got foot and mouth.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic
signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to
Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: Free Delivery.
The best anti-virus program
for a computer is SAVESEX.
Leave the plastic cover
on the floppy when
inserting in drive.
How many letters are in the Alphabet??
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the
FBI went after him!
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful
stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where
the fuck is my roof??
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday,
Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday &
Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
In d mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I
don’t eat coz I think of u. In d evenin I don’t eat coz I
think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry.
Too many stars in the sky and tears that have
left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they
are nothing compared to you!
I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel
better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile
for me?
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Geeta Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se
badta hai, isliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur
SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janam safal hoga.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye. Kitne din ho gaye, kitne
hafte guzar gaye, baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi. Ab
saal bhi ho jaega, ab to kahna mano, chalo aise na
karo, jaldi se NAHA LO.
The government of INDIA has introduced a new rule…
What is Ment by ABCDEFG..A Boy Can Do
Everything For a Girl.. & …GFEDCBA Girls Forget
Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again.
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails,
kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with the
other kidney.
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant?
HER FEET.
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big’n
airy, Jill said, “WOW WAT A WHOPPER let’s go home
& DO IT PROPER.
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her
mum, ‘‘ What’s a prick?’’
Her mother said, ‘‘ Annie! it goes up your fanny and
jumps up and down till it’s sick.’’
Old chinese proverb says, “Man with erection walking
through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.”
What does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why do you want 2 die?
Husband: bcoz main itni khushi bardasht nahin kar
sakta!
Q: What is difference between watch & wife?
A: Ek bigarti hai to band ho jati hai, aur Dusri bigarti
hai to Chalu ho jati hai!
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do
we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday.
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko tor dunga,
Suraj ko phor dunga, Tu ek bar haan kar de bus. Pahli
wali ko chor dunga!
