“ROFL Moments: Modern SMS Jokes That Will Crack You Up”
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it,
not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more, not like
WILLSmade 4 each other, But like LIC-zindagi ke sath bhi,
zindagi ke baad bhi!
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows
OLDER. Just like us… I get BETTER, u get OLDER.
If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call
me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money…
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m
surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Sharp is your memory, sweet is your name, deep in
my heart, you‘ll always remain!
FRIENDSHIP is: vast like.. Universe, deep like..
Ocean, high like.. Sky, strong like.. Iron, kind like..
Mother, cute like..Me, and sweet like..U!
Life without ur SMS is:
Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk,
Bread W/o butter, Salad W/o onion,
Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice,
Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!
Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the
mirror, U’ll see 11 Roses & among them, the most
Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend…
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I
do think, I think of you.
Have a HEART that never breaks,
Have a SMILE that never fades.
Have a TOUCH that never hurt,
Have a FRIENDSHIP that never ends, Like Ours!
There’s story behind every friendship. Each friend
we make is start of each story, our story had a
wonderful begining…
Hope this story, never has an ending!
Friendship happens inside the heart—Slient…
Unwritten…Unbreakable by distance.
Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend,
always a Freind.!
Roses are waiting for hours, need one touch of yours,
my life is like a rose.
Need one love rose flower grows with love & sunshine,
& I’ll live till you remain mine.
Take my hand and lead me from this place..
Chase away my doubts and fears, Wipe the tears from
off my face..
I can’t stand alone, I need your hand to hold
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true.
All I ever wanted was sumone like u.
Those who can’t have u hate u,
those who have u can’t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u, &
then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
F: FIELD of LOVE!
R: ROOT of JOY!
I: ISLAND of GOD!
E: END of SORROW!
N: NAME of HOPE!
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
YOU my FRIEND…
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALOGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.
That’s why I never fall ill.
True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves… they are scattered
everywhere.
Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM it end NA
TUM JANO NA HUM, So lets do MASTI 2gether, who
knows KAL HO NA HO, out when ever u need a
friend, MAIN HOON NA!
The times we shared are like shooting stars… the time is
short but really beautiful moments….Forever engraved
in our hearts…. Friends forever!!!
Bhul se koi bhul hui to bhul samajhkar bhul jana.
Arey bhulna sirf bhul ko, bhul se bhi humein na
bhulana.
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? It
contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u
happy n safe. Have a nice sleep Good nite!
Your eyes are soften tender, as sweet as they can be.
There’s one thing you must remember, you are the
one for me!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with
pricetags, Because….. If He did, I can’t afford a
precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
