“Share the Laughter: SMS Jokes for All Ages”
LAJO, I went out last night with a Southerner.
He took me to dinner and dancing and was a
perfect gentleman.
Then he took me home in a cab.
Manju: What happened then?
Lajo: He got a bit, Northern.
It was midnight when the phone rang at the police
headquarters.
The desk sergeant answered, and the voice
exclaimed. There’s a sex maniac in my house.
Try to be calm, lady, the cop said reassuringly.
We’ll have someone there in a few minutes.
Oh, that’s not necessary, the caller chimed,
just send somebody to pick him up in the
morning.
A romantic pair were in the throes of silence
as the car rolled smoothly along an enchanting
woodland road when the lady broke the spell.
Amar, dear, she said softly, can you drive with
one hand?
Yes, my sweet, he cooed in the ecstasy of
anticipation.
Then, said the lovely once, you’d better wipe
your nose.
The little city guy was a bed with his new bride,
a virginal but huge farm girl, After he finished
his manly exertions, he lay back, gasping on the
pillow.
I how I didn’t hurt you, darling, he said
Not a bit, she said; it didn’t even tickle.
The husband and wife were having a furious
spat.
Gritted the husband, You’re an idiot now, and
you were an idiot when I married you. I don’t
know how I overlooked such a thing.
Declared the brainless but gorgeous wife,
Probably because you were so horny.
You were super, complimented the man as
he put on his jacket and then tipped the
massage parlour attendant generously. It must
take quite a bit of experience to develop such
a technique. How long have you been doing this
line of work?
I started last week, said the girl.
Now what did you do before?
I worked in a rainwear factory; My job was to
test all the umbrellas to make sure they opened
and closed smoothly.