“Share These SMS Jokes and Spread the Laughter”
You know that owls never feel romantic when
it’s been raining.
That’s when they sit on the branches of the
trees where they lived and call out. Too wet to
woo, Too wet to woo.
Two tourists were discussing various foreign
cities, said the first :
London is certainly the foggiest city in the
world.
Oh no, it’s not, replied the second globetrotter,
I’ve been in a place much foggier the London.
Where was that? Asked the first.
By golly came the reply. It was so good that
I couldn’t tell where I was.
Young man, the doctor exclaimed to his rapidly
convalescing patient, You owe your remarkable
recovery to your wife’s tender care.
Said the patient: That’s excellent. I’m still
unmarried.
The doctor told him to stop playing golf—The
the way he looked. He should not take a chance
of getting so close to the hold in the ground.
My wife is the only person I know who can
ruin cornflakes. She boils them in the packet.
While touring Europe, a man stopped at a
small hotel in France. He asked the clerk if the
hotel had hot and cold water.
Oui, said the caller, Hot in summer and cold in
winter.
The boss learned over his secretary, who was
busily painting her fingernails, and said: Miss
Smita, I’d like to compliment you. You on your work,
But when are you going to do any?
My boss is so mean that whenever he pays
anyone a compliment, he insists on a receipt.
His secretary thinks she’s clever. She’s joined
as many unions as possible so she gets more
chances of being called out on strike.
The doctor told him to stop playing golf—The
the way he looked, he shouldn’t take a chance getting
so close to the hole in the ground.