“Shayari Ki Botal”
Rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyon
ka sansaar mile.
Aur jo mujhe
sms nahin karte, unhe apne
GIRLFRIEND se,
BAHEN jaisa pyar mile.
Khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khuda ne bande se khud
poocha abe ab utrega kaise.
Unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadasht ka pata
nahin
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadasht ka pata
nahin
hum janaaza lekar ghumte
rahe par
meri lash ka pata nahin.
Ek top secret hai kisi ko
batana mat.
Neeche dekho………
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Gangadhar hi Saktiman hai.
Gadha bhi na chhuve wo
ghaas ho tum,
buddha bhi na khaye wo
chawanprash ho tum
idiot,stupid bakwaas ho tum,
par sachmuch dost ekdam
jhakkas ho tum.
A shayari karne wale teri
shayari pe tujh ko dad don
Abe chup kar werna yaheen
na tujh ko lat doon.
Haseeno ke jo lambe baal hote
hain
aashikon ko fasane ke ye jaal
hote hain
khoon choosti hain ye
aashiqon ka
isliye inke gaal lal hote hain.
Dil mein tumhare apni kami
chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki
nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe
dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod
jayenge.
MOSAM MAST HAI, MAHOUL
JABARDEST HAIN.
SAB APNE KAAM ME MAST
HAIN!
SOCHA KE TUMHE FONE
KARKE GOOD MORNING KAHE
PATA CHALA KE IS ROOT KI
SABHI LINE VAYAST HAIN.
Koi dhun mohabbat ki bajne
lagi, wo aaye to mehphil ye
sajne lagi, Socha na tha mere
dilne kabhi u acha lagega koi
ajanbee.
CHIRAAG JALAYE RAKHNA
DOOR TAK RAAT HI RAAT
HOGI, MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN
MUSAFIR TUM BHI HO FIR KISI
MOD PAR MULAQAT HOGI.
Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar
jati hai, Pyas bujhti nahin ki
barsat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se kaho ki yun na
sataya kare, Neend aati nahin
aur raat guzar jati hai.
Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajaya
karta hai,
Tanhai main shaher basaya
karta hai, Kaisa pagal shaks
hai sari sari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya
karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baton
par,
Aur phir khud ko aap
hansaya karta hai.
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka
hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat
ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na
kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se
mulakat ka hai!
Rukta bhi nahin, theek se
chalta bhi nahin,
Yeh dil hai ke tere baad
sambhalta hi nahin,
Is umar ke sehra say teri yaad
ka baadal,
Talta bhi nahin aur barasta
bhi nahin.
Ishq ke bazaar mein Ruswai
bahot hai, Pyar ke naseeb
mein Judai bahot hai, Is tarah
baar baar gale na laga karo,
Rah-e-Mohabatt mein tanhai
bahot hai.
Aankhen agar tumhari hogi
to aansu humare honge,
dil agar tumhara hoga to
dhadkan humari hogi,
khwahish hai…kafan agar
tumhara hoga to lash humari
hogi.
Tere pyar ki chot mere dil pe
lagi… Chaliye Iodex maliye,
Kaam pe chaliye…
Woh Yaad hi kya ho tumhari
na ho,
wo baat hi kya ho, tumhari na
ho, woh dil hi kya jisme
dhadkan na ho, woh zindagi
hi kya jis mein tum na ho.
Ae diwane,
Tujhe kya sujhi door ki,
Shakal payi langoor ki,
Aur tamanna hai hoor ki
Kya kahne hazoor ke.
Tum hoti to ye kahti
Tum hoti to woh kahti
Is baat pe hasti
Us baat pe narraz hoti….
Shukr hai tum nahin ho.
Har ghari badal rahi
hai………..
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jaldi kharid le…
My eyes detected…my heart.
reacted…thousand were
rejected…but U R
selected…my dear..