“Shayari Ki Maikhana”
Door se dekha to ande ubal
rahe they, Paas jakar dekha to
Ganjey uchhal rahe they.
Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme
laali na ho
Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme
maali na ho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai
jisme SAALI na ho
Arre yaaro wo program hi
kya hai jisme Taali na ho.
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse
Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya
Jisse Darre, Usse Shayar
Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre,
Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein
khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi
mere dil mein khayal aata
hai.. Ke kyon mere dil mein
khayal aata hai ye Kabhi
Kabhi ?
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk
honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne
iraada badal diya.
Yeh sher aur shayari kya
karte ho, Sachmuch inme
dam nahin, Hamse bhi kuch
puchlo, Ham bhi kisise kam
nahin.
Teri beauty ne mujko appeal
kiya, Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya.
Mere dil ka kona kona hai air
condition, Is pe likha hai no
admission, Magar tum aa
sakte ho without permission.
Takdeer hai magar kismat
nahin khulti Tajmahal banana
chahata hoon Lekin mumtaz
nahin milti.
Arey kambakht tujhse to yeh
cigarette achhi,
Dil ko jalati hai magar labon
tak to aati hai.
Jab kaha tha aao to aatay na
the
Bin kahey ab bar bar aaney
lage
Ya kabhi wo be-rukhi, ya ye
karam
Sath ab bachchon ko bhi laney
lage.
Nadee ko kinaro ne loota,
Chaman ko baharo ne loota,
Hamko aapne,
Aur aapko hajaro ne loota.
Jalne ko aag kahte hain,
bujhne ko raakh kahte hain,
Aur tumhare pass jo missing
hain jaani, Use hindi me
dimaag kahate hain.
Darde dil me gam ki kaliyan
khilti hain, Ab to tanhai aksar
hamse milti hain, Aapne band
kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti
hain.
Usne hume dekha, Phir
humne unhe dekha, Dekhte
hi dekhte dil me ek ehsas hua,
Ki shayad wo kisi aur ko dekh
rahe hain.
Khoob lagta ye tere chahre pe
ye tera neela aanchal,
Jaise ek chaand ko baadal ne
chhupa rakha hai.
Mohabbat aisi dhadkan hain
jo samjhayi nahin jaati,
zubaan pe dil ki bechaini
kabhi layee nahin jaati.
Aap ki aahat sunkar andhe
dekhne ki dua maangenge
Aap ke saath chalne ke liye
langde chalne ki dua
maangenge Aap apne sar se
aanchal na hatana warna
buddhe bhi jawani ki dua
maangenge.
Krishna gopiyon ke vastra
churate,
Hum to kewal door se takte,
Fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum
gate,
aur humko tane aate-jate,
Krishna ki hajaron gopiyan,
hum to chahe ek hi Sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum
Gita,
Aur humko kahte ho naspita.
Krishna kare to raslila,
Hum kare to character
dheela, Krishna mein dikhte
vishnu aur Brahma, Hum
mein jag ka sabse nikamma.
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya
hai chaloo
apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur
kitni files daloon
apne chehre se ruswaai ka
Error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka
Password to batao.
Jackwa aur Jillwa,
Gaye upar Hillwa ,
Paani bhari ke waaste,
Jackwa gir gawa ,
Uka khopdiya phoot gawa
Aur Jillwa awat ludkan
poore raaste.
Krishna ne Radha se ki
bewfai, fir bhi kaha na unko
harzai, humne kabhi na
chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka
pattha.
Tum us chilman se dekho
hum is chilman se jhanken
Tum us chilman se dekho
hum is chilman se jhanken…
Lagaa do aag chilman ko na
tum jhankon na wo jhanken.