“Short and Sweet SMS Jokes for a Quick Laugh”
JACK and Jill
Went behind the hill
Day and night
Every time was right.
AFTER finishing his examination, the doctor
advised. “Young lady, you can go home and tell
your husband that you’re going to have a baby.”
“Excuse me, doctor, I’m not married yet.”
“What? Not married.” cried the doctor. “Then
Tell me, where is the father of this child?”
“He’s at home with our other three children.”
“Home with the other three children.” Hasn’t
the sounder ever had the decency of asking
you to marry him?
“Many times, But frankly, doctor, he isn’t my
type.”
NEW EXTRA: “I could marry you someday.”
Old Actress: “All right, I’ll put you on my
wedding list.”
HE: “Don’t you hate people who talk behind
your back?”
She: “Yes, especially at the movies.
DOCTOR: “How do you say your wife is dead?”
Husband: “She doesn’t respond when I kick
her.”
“Does your husband bite you now?”
“No.”
“Why has he lost the habit?”
“No. He has lost the teeth.”
AND have you heard about this interesting
young lady who had seven husbands at the age
of 21? Two of her own and five of her friends.
Two hippies were stopped from entering a high
class club by the guard as they were not wearing
the compulsory tie. Then they immediately
returned and came back with one of them
sporting a tie. The guard again objected.” Sorry.
Both of you must wear a tie.”
“Please be reasonable. She’s my wife.”
The only way to lose weight without dieting is
to get three-four women pregnant at the same
time.