“Silly and Sweet SMS Jokes for Everyone”
A man’s wife said I put so much pressure on
my husband to keep up appearances that he
want out and got two years for stealing a
Cadillac.
Later the couple found themselves ostracized
by their old crowd.
We can’t mingle with criminals, her friend said
bluntly.
Why did you have to steal a Cadillac? Couldn’t
you buy one and do not pay for it, like the rest of
us?
They tell about the Scotchman who wanted
to become a divorce lawyer because he heard
they got women free.
He: I suppose you hold that a man should
never deceive his wife?
She: Oh, no, I would not go so far as that,
How would it be possible for the average man
to get a wife if he did not deceive her?
Loma, I’ll never marry a man who snores.
Mother: Good, but be careful how you find
out?
He: When she was marooned on that desert
island with those two fellows, all they did play
poker.
Him: What did they play for?
He: her.
Two teenagers on a tour of a modern art
the gallery found themselves alone in a room of
modern sculpture, Staring at the twisted pipes.
Broken glass, and tangled shapes, one of them
said, Let’s get out of here before they accuse us
of wreaking this place.
Would you love me just the same if my father
had lost all his money, ole?
He hasn’t lost it, has he?
No.
Of course, I would, you silly girl.
Will you tell me? My dear friend, how you
manage that you are never pressed for money,
but always have plenty of it?
That is very simple; I never pay old debts.
But how about the new ones?
I let them grow old.