“Silly SMS Jokes That Will Make You LOL”
The young gynaecologist told the gorgeous
blonde to take off her clothes so he could
examine her. She blushed furiously, and the M.D.
Asked with some amusement. Haven’t you ever
been examined before?
Of course, I have, she giggled, but never by a
doctor.
A small town in which people talk about you
if you don’t do anything and gossip about yourself if
you do something.
Do you have any references? asked the boss
of the new applicant.
No. Sir, said the job hunter; I tore them up.
Well, that was a foolish thing to do, said the
boss.
Oh, no, countered the applicant; you wouldn’t
think so if you had read them.
A man entered an ice cream parlour and
asked the waitress what flavours were available.
The waitress replied in a hoarse whisper, Vanilla
and chocolate.
Have you got laryngitis? Asked the man.
No, said the waitress, Only vanilla and
chocolate.
A man is a person who wishes he were twice
as wise as he thinks his wife thinks he is.
The broad lady handed the usher two
tickets; where’s the other party? Asked the
usher.
Well, said the lady, with a blush, you see, one
the seat is rather uncomfortable, so I bought two,
They are both for me.
Okay, the usher replied, but you’re gonna
have trouble. Your seats are numbers eight and
ninety-five.
Who called my wife an ugly old hag? the little
the man demanded of the toughs.
A large, muscular fellow came forward. I did,
he said definitely.
What about it?
Frightened, the little man said meekly; I admire
your courage.
I’ve held the same opinion for years, but I
never dared tell her.
There’s a new kind of soap on the market; It’s
ten feet high and four feet wide. Instead of lifting
it up to wash with. You sit on it and slide up and
down.