“SMS Comedy Central: Modern Texting Jokes to Keep You Smiling”
Tum milo na milo milne ka gum nahin,
Tum pas se nikal jaao to milne se kum nahin.
Maana ki tumhein kadar nahin humari,
Par unse pucho jinhein hum haasil nahin.
A little girl had just finished her first week at school.
‘‘I’m just wasting my time,’’ She said to her mother, ‘‘ I
can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!’’
Heartbeats are countless, Spitits are ageless, Dreams
are endless, Memories are timeless and a Valentine like
you is timeless.
Hello, this is death; please answer when you’re ready.
A have a special Breaksfast for you today. A glass of
Care, A plate of Love, A spoon of Peace, A fork of Trust
and a bowl of Prayer. Bcoz today is F’ship Day and you
are my best friend. Enjoy you day!
Look at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would
never be complete without few sweets & nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like YOU.
Hey friends remember that without stupidity there
can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no
beauty…so the world needs YOU after all!
Q : What is the most important thing about female
astronauts?
A: When the crew gets lost in space, 8 least the woman
will ask 4 directions.
He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend
loses more; but he that loses his courage loses all.
Q: What do spaghetting d women have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Hi Friend! send any SMS or call me and win exciting
prizes!
1st prize: Lots of love!
2nd prize: Lifetime friendship!
3rd prize: Free stay in my heart!
How long will v be in love? Let me c…as long as the
stars twinkle in the sky as long as angles are there up
sky till the oceans run dry and the day I close my eye!
Q: Why is horseback riding a popular sport 8 exclusive
girls private schools?
A: Those preppie chicks love having 1,500 pounds of
moving meat between their thighs.
Human needs: Some food; some sun; some work; some
fun; and SOME ONE.
I asked Nokia, Ericsion, Samsung and Motorola to buy
you all mobile phones of the world for you, bcoz 160
digits are not enough to express my feelings.
He’s a pill and she’s a headache.
It’s a 50-50 marriage. She signs the cheques and he signs
the receipts.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not
how u listen but how u understand, not what u see
but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked
at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as
beautiful as you.
If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light.
The way V must go is long but we’ll win every fight.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the
ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then
would u realise how special u r to me!
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out.
Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the
time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is
for sure.
Q: What is d difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn in2 men when they get drunk.
I could buy a million cards and send to you to wish
Valentine. But that would not be enough. So I sent you
this SMS with my heart that God gave to me.
