Mary’s bush Mary Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wiv a throb
of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly, his legs
turn to jelly, cos she’s doin a fuckin good job!
A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river, but gets its
paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in! MORAL
OF THE STORY- The bigger the sausage the wetter
the pussy!
Do you wan’t fun, Do you wan’t sex,
Don’t forget durex.
Mary had a little bike, she rode it bak 2 front,
All the time the wheels went,
Round the spokes went up her cunt .
Oral sex can be so fine, when u do a 69,
u start 2 shake, moan & quiver,
den u cum just like a river, den u lick it up in vain,
wipe ur lips and start again!
A mans occupation is to stick his cockulation.
up a womans ventulation to increase the population
of the younger generation if u want a demonstration
please lie down!
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle,
fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console,
worship, respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job.
Lady to doctor: I believe I’m losing my mind…I can’t
remember. Anything over 5 minutes!
Doctor: Just take off all your clothes, Miss, and lie
down…
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone
forever!
*NEWS FLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that I
can get 1000 tampons for ? 1, No Strings attached but
for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep
and lick it all. Love always, Nutella.
Do u know the difference between U geting
laid, and the pope getting laid?? If the pope gets laid,
it’s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!!
In days of old wen knights were bold +condoms
wern’t invented they tied socks around their cocks +
people like u were prevented.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll,
Speed, weed and birth control.
Life’s a bitch, then u die,
So fuck the world lets get high.
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted, kiss’s r not kiss’s
unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germs + germs
hated, so kiss me BABE I’m vaccinated!
This is your mobile operator and we just found out
you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it
on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good.
This time I’m sure about wat I feel & I’m gonna say it:
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love y
I love yo
I love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
What is the difference between a mini tampon.. a
middle tampon and a large tampon? ….
They r all stuck up cunts!
Q : Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A : Because a sheep doesn’t care if you fuck her sister.
*NEWS FLASH*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next
England coach. The appointment collapsed after he
tried to put seaman in the under 15’s.
At this moment 5 million are having sex, 2 million
are in gun fights, 91 milliom at a party and one sad
fucker is reading this SMS.
Farmer Jones has got no sheep, isn’t life a drag?
Coz they’re all burning in a field he’s got no sheep to
shag.
Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff
official shoots it up the ass burnt by morning fumes
fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.
