“SMS Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor”
Why do you insist on sitting at the window
and looking out all night? Demanded the groom
of his bride in their bridal suite.
Because mother told me that my wedding
the night would be the most beautiful in my entire
life, and I don’t want to miss any part, explained
the bride.
MANIJULA said the housewife of her maid; I don’t
understand how you put up with being married
to such a lazy, shiftless man.
Well, we got a fifty-fifty arrangement,
explained Manjula; I make a living—he makes
the living worthwhile.
WHEN, in the inexperienced days of my youth,
the middle. the aged man recounted to the
psychiatrist, my lovely young fiancee stroked my
hair, my organ stood up, But now, he continues,
whenever the old bag strokes my organ, hair
stands on end.
BLOKE at a party, doing pretty well with a bird,
though he’d put it on her; how do you like your
eggs in the morning? He asked.
A sweet smile, Unfertilised, thank You.
What are calories? How are they measured?
The best way to measure calories is to convert
these into fat and then stand on a weighing
machine.
Calories are waist-material. They are
measured in extra-kgs and extra-cms form
normal.
They can be measured from the waist of the
consumer.
TWO businessmen were relaxing on the beach
at Juhu; you know, one began, what does
everyone see in Sushmita? Take away her hair,
lips, eyes, and figure—and What’ve
you got? The other businessman granted. My
wife, he said sadly.
Unaware of her reputation, a new male clerk
sought the advice of another female employee
about an appropriate birthday present.
I’m at a loss for ideas, Mr Anup responded
the disapproving woman, What does one give
to a girl who has everybody?
One of the best ways for a woman to catch a
man is to keep her trap shut.