“SMS Jokes That Will Put a Smile on Your Face”
TAX inspector: as a good citizen, you should
pay your taxes with a smile.
Businessman: That’s what I want to do, but
you keep asking for money.
THERE’S another advantage to being poor. The
the doctor will cure you faster.
Amjjad, the newspaper-man, was leaving the
cinema after a new movie opening and met the
producer in the lobby. The latter took one look at
Amjjad’s suit, which was rumpled as usual, and
said with some annoyance.
That’s a fine way to dress for my opening.
Your suit looks as if it had been slept in.
Since you mentioned it, replied Amjad, I just
woke up.
A woman wears a sweater to accentuate the
positive and a girdle to eliminate the negative.
Friend: Has your son’s college education
proved helpful Since you took him into the firm?
Father, yes, whenever we have a
conference, we let him mix the cocktails.
Two clergymen were feeling hot that they
decided to take a swim in the river near the small
town where they lived. They stripped off their
robes and were enjoying the dip when a couple
of carloads of people arrived at the riverside and
proceeded to set up for a picnic. The clergymen
recognised that the families were from their small
town and became alarmed about how they could
sneak out of the river without being seen.
So one of the men swam over to the edge,
crept out, grabbed his clothes, wrapped them
around his waist and bolted to the car. The
the second clergyman also hopped out of the water
picked up his robes, flung them over his head
and fact and ran to the car.
The first man was astonished at this behaviour
and inquired.
“Why did you cover your head instead of your
private parts.
Well, I don’t know about you, he replied, but
people of my area know by my face.
During all these years, the old lady was asked
on her Golden wedding anniversary, have you
ever thought of divorce.
No, she replied—only murder.