“SMS Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud”
An increasing number of people seem to be
taking a spouse for better or for worse. But not
for good.
Mother, said the teenage daughter, what’s
the name of the boy I met on vacation?
Which one, deal? Mother asked.
You know, the one I couldn’t live without.
A woman never knows what kind of dress she
doesn’t want until after she buys it.
For years I didn’t know where my husband
spent his evenings.
One night I came home early – and there he
was.
The manager of a departmental store
overhead, the clerk saying to a customer, No we
haven’t had any for a long time.
Rushing to the scene, the manager assured
the customer, We’ll send out and get some, Then
aside from the clerk he directed.
Don’t ever say we are out of anything. Say
we will get some. But, said the clerk, We were
talking about rain.
A chronic complainer was driving a waiter mad
with her unreasonable demands, why is it that she
barked, I never get what I ask for here.
The waiter calmly replied, Perhaps, madam.
It’s because we’re too polite.
What is the difference between a virus and
bacteria?
All viruses are diehard house-breakers trying
to sneak into everybody, but some bacteria are
good-hearted ones.
Viruses can affect computers, but bacteria
cannot.
None, In both cases, they live while others
die.
A famous film Director appeared at his office
one morning complaining of a violent headache.
A junior clerk volunteered a suggestion, I had
a terrible headache not long ago, but it didn’t
last long. My wife pulled me over on the sofa and
gave me a great big kiss, and believe it or not,
the pain disappeared almost immediately.
The director reached for his hat. I’ve tried
everything else. He moaned. Is your wife home
now?