New punishment 4 mobile owners : Miss call ke Liye
jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call ke Liye Umarqaid… Tu
mat Dar; KANJUSON ko to EK LAKH ka Inaam hai.
COLLECTER banna hai to IAS padh…DOCTOR
banna hai to MBBS padh… WAKIL banna hai to
LAW padh…BAKRA banna hai to yeh SMS pado.
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,
sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke
muskarayega!
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such
a fast shutter speed. It can take a picture of a woman
with her mouth shut!
Mum: Andy! where r u off to now?
Son: I’m gonna join the army.
Mum: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one
around you, the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girl’s
bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can
be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child but
in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one
heart that would always beat for you. You know
Whose? Your Own Stupid!
When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r
down people’ll rally behind u but when u fart u r
alone coz people’ll never stand by u!
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left
half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is
left.
Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears.
Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain.
Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile.
But fart just once…
Think big, think smart, think positive,
think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much
for you, so here is a shortcut…
just think about ME!
This is not fair! How could u do this?
Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even
tell me?
Animal Planet!
Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all
notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, all
fear of an end.
Sometime my mind asks, ‘‘Why I miss you? Why I
care for you? Why I remember you?’’
Then my heart answers, ‘‘It’s simply because mental
patient needs more care.’’
Sometime my mind asks, ‘‘Why I miss you? Why I
care for you? Why I remember you?’’
Then my heart answers, ‘‘It’s simply because mental
patient needs more care.’’
SORRY….SORRY…. SORRY…..
SORRY….Don’t get confused
Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some, O-One is, R-Really, R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day….
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hone nahin denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahin denge.
Ek-do sms karte rahna tum humein,
Warna raat ko tumhein hum sone nahin denge.
To live dis life I need a heartbeat. To have a heartbeat
I need a heart. To have a heart I need happiness. To
have happiness I need u!
A Guy picks up a girl for the date.
Guy : Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee?
Girl: I promised my mum that I wouldn’t let you
touch me below my belt.
Consequences of American life style: The wife
rushed into house screaming 2 her husband,
Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.
Chitragupt : Isko waqt se pahle kyun mara?
Yamraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura
karna tha.
