“Something Funny”
A regular brothel visitor got married one
day and after his first night, he went straight to
his best friend and started crying.
“What’s the matter?” asked his friend.
“You know, year, as per my habit, I woke
her up in the morning and gave her a hundred
rupee note.” He said.
His friend exclaimed, “So what! Try to
explain to her and ask her to forget your past
and lead a happy married life.”
“That’s not the problem,” he said angrily,
“my wife gave me a fifty rupees note back.”
Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on
his knee and started thanking God. A passerby
saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing;
what are you thanking God for?”
Banta replied, “I am thanking him for seeing
to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise, I would have been missing too.”
Teacher: “Name one animal that is found
in the desert.”
Sunny: “A camel.”
Teacher: “Very Good, Name another
animal.”
Sunny: “Another camel.”
The doctor told Ballu that if he ran eight
kilometres a day for 300 days, he would lose
34 kgs. At the end of 300 days, Ballu called the
doctor to report that he had lost weight but had a problem.
“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I am 2,400 km from home,” replied Ballu.
A conversation (at a break) turned to
whether women dress to please men or to please
other women.
Most guests agreed that women dress to
please men, but Santa had the last word when
he said, “They don’t have to dress to please me.”
“What kind of detective is Banta?”
“Well, once a burglar wearing call-skin
gloves robbed a safe. Banta took the fingerprints
and, five days later, arrested a cow in Haryana.”
“It was terrible, Mother,” complained the
curvey teenager.
“I had to change my seat four times at the
movies.”
“Some man started bothering you?” asked
mother
“Yes”, said the girl, “Finally.”
The divorce court was attentive as the
the wealthy woman complained to the judge that her
husband had left her bed and board. When she
had finished, the husband rose to his feet and
cooly replied: “A slight correction, your Honour,
I left her bed bored.”