My Roof?
last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful
stars, the moon and the
sky…. then I thought where
the fuck is my roof??
Foot and Mouth
mary had a little lamb,its
name was little ralph,its
burnin in a field right
nowcos its got foot and
mouth
Blondes
What is the difference
between blondes and
traffic signs? Some traffic
signs say stop
Operator
This is your mobile operator
and we just found out
you are too dumb to use
your phone, so please put it
on ground and start jumping
on it . Thank you
Blonde Womens legs
what did the blondes
womens left leg say to the
blonde womens right leg?
don’t know they never
met!
This Way Up
Pleas turn your mobile
phone upside down now!!!
Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
I love you
This time im sure about
wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with
Shaven Pussys!
Mary’s Lambs
Mary had 2 little lambs
their names were Jack and
Gypsy. One day they got
foot and mouth and now
they’re black andcrispy.
Sheep
Group of sheep in field, one
says i dont feel well. The
others reply shut the fuck
up your get us all shot.
Butter
Your teeth are so yellow,
ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!
Condom factory
Your birthcertificate is an
apology letter from
thecondom factory.
Yo Mama
Yo mama’s so ugly, even
the elephant man paid to
see her.
Mary Stinks
Mary had a smelly minge
with pubes as dark
ascharcoal.So most the
men go round the back and
stick it up her arsehole!
Mary’s Duck
mary had a little lamb she
also had a duck, she put
them on the mantlepiece to
see if they would fuck!
Tampons
whats the difference between
a mini tampon..a
middle tampon and a large
tampon?….they r all stuck
upcunts!
Sex is like Maths
sex is like maths: Add the
bed, subtractclothes, divide
the legs…
and MULTIPLY!
Suspense
how do you keep an idiot
in suspense ??? ………….
………… …tell you later !!!
Gary Gliter
*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced
gary gliter the
next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed
after he tried to put seaman
in the under 15’s
Statistics
At this moment 5 million
are having sex 2 million
are in gun fights 91milliom
at a party and one sad
fucker is reading this SMS
Farmer Joneshas
farmer Joneshas got no
sheep,
isn’t life a drag?
coz they’re all burning in a
field
he’s got no sheep to shag
Ba Ba White Sheep
ba ba white sheep grazing
on sum grass when a maff
official shoots it up the ass
burnt by mornin fumes fill
the sky less meat 4 kebabs
& shepherds pie
News Flash – Indian Earthquake
!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50
000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending … … …
Replacements
Leather Heather
there was a young
girlcalled
heather,whoscunt lips
were made of leather they
made a strange noise that
attracted the boys by flapping
the edges together
