“Spreading Joy: Indian SMS Jokes That Brighten Your Day”
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you
have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When swimming is good for developing our
arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Blackmail: When you do not give me the raise I will
tell everyone you did give me one.
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do
they not make the plane of the same material ?
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do
the other marriages end in ?
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?…A widow !!
Does a liar lies when he says he is telling a lie?
Aey dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizool hai,
Yeh aansu bade anmol hain inhein khona fizool hai.
Roao to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain,
Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain.
Aap ek brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, good
looking, intelligent, respectful, kind and ideal larke/
larki ka sms pad rahe hain.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?
Smoking or non-smoking area.
Why does an answering machine never gives an
answer when I ask something ?
Why do we call ‘apartments’ when they are all
connected to one another?
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you
are sitting infront of the screen?
Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no
parachutes ?
What is more easy for a man to make a boy or a girl?
A girl…there is an example infront of him.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
What whish would stars make when they saw falling
people.
Who invented milking cows and what did he think
when he started doing it ?
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I
love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten
and loosen mmmmm…NEW SHOES!!!
He came 2 me 1 night… explored my body… licked,
sucked, swallowed & had his fill…when satisfied he
left…I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO.
I wanted u warm against my skin. I wanted u on me.
I wanted 2 feel u all over my body but I cudn’t find u!
Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh
creating a creamy foamy liquid,
as it thrust in & out up & down,
can’t wait till next time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH.
Come here. Take off ur pants and get on top of
me…enjoy me untill u r totally satisfied… lovingly urs
TOILET!!!!
I luv u, I luv u, I luv u almighty. I wish ur pyjamas
were close to me nighty. Don’t be mistaken. Now
don’t be mislead, I mean on the clothesline and not
in my bed.
Wen I look at the sun, I c u! Wen I look at the moon, I c
u! Wen I look at the sea, I c u… well get out of my way!
A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of
things.
Life is short! If you don’t look around once in a while
you might miss it.
Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly.
Love ur enemys… It really ticks them off.
If you don’t Stand for Something, you will Fall for
Everything.
The poorest man on earth is not d 1 without money,
but is d 1 without a dream.
To the world you may be one person but to one
person you may be the world.
