“Start Your Day Right with These SMS Jokes”
I wish I’d invented the telephone, said the first
the guy in the bar.
Because eighty per cent of the population
uses it.
I’ll vote for razor blades because ninety
per cent of the men in the world do have beards,
said the second grinder.
Give me toilet paper every time, offered the
The last guy is a smart fellow.
Thirty-nine is a nice age for a man—especially
if he’s over fifty.
A contractor was hosting his friends at an
open houses affair to celebrate the opening of a
new shop and showroom.
If my doctor could see me with this
champagne and caviar,
He’d go crazy, the host confided to a friend.
Why? asked the buddy. You are supposed to be
on a diet?
Naw replied the contractor; I owe him $ 300.
Prem: Do insects have brains?
Prashant: Of Couse, insects have brains,
How else do you think they’d work out where
we were going to have our picnic.
I went to the theatre last night, but I left after
the first Act, Why?
I couldn’t wait that long, it said on the
programme: Act Two five years Later.
Some people get the idea they are worth a lot
of money just because they have it.
The husband returned home early from work
to find his wife in bed with a man. He was
absolutely furious and began packing his things
to leave his home and family.
His wife pleaded with him to give her a chance
to explain. Look, this man came to the door an
an hour ago and asked for something to eat; she
began, I gave him a cheese sandwich and then
I noticed that his shows were worn out, so I
looked around and found a pair that you haven’t
worn for years, so I gave them to him; I also found
an old tracksuit that you never wear, and I
gave it to him.
That’s all very well, the husband yelled, but
why did you go to bed with him?
Well, just as he was about to leave, he turned
to me and asked if there was anything else that
my husband didn’t use it.