“Text Your Friends These Funny SMS Jokes”
It was two degrees below zero in Shimal and
a man working on the platform near the top of a
clock tower began to ride down on a crane.
Against the wishes of his foreman, who stood
shouting at him to stay up there when the man
reached the ground, the foreman asked, why
did you come down?
I am going to get my jacket, the man drawled.
Well, where did you leave it? the foreman
asked.
Came the nonchalant answer, In Delhi.
They tell of the actress who married a director.
She longed for children but didn’t get any. So
she divorced the director and married a
producer.
I wouldn’t want my husband to become
President.
Right away, all the neighbours would know
exactly what he does and how much he makes.
A mand watched his neighbour planting razor
blades in his potato patch.
What are you hopping to grow? He asked.
Chips. Came the reply.
An old waiter who had worked at a restaurant
since it had opened. Suddenly passed away.
His heartbroken wife, torn with grief, was
swamped with advice from relatives and friends
who suggested that if you want to speak to a
dead person, you have to go to the place where
he spent most of his time.
Having tried everything else, the wife decided
to go to the restaurant and try out this theory.
She sat down at a table and started calling her
husband, Shyam; She asked, ” Can you hear me?
Of course, I can hear you, came the low but
clear reply Shym, can you speak louder?
No.
Well then, pleaded his wife, come a little
closer.
Can’t,
Well, why not?
Because that’s not my table.
A wife begged her husband, Honey, let’s not
fight this way, Why he asked, what other way is
there?
Some men marry poor girls to settle down, and
others marry rich ones to settle up.