“Texting Humor Galore: Modern SMS Jokes to Brighten Your Day”
I’ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
If I ever go for a brain transplant, I’d like 2 use ur
brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like
a brain that has never been used.
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her sari in
the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh
thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut
long enough to build up the pressure.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a
million ways and if ever I have to let u go…
I would find a million reasons to make u stay.
I Miss you!
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when
I turned around to see who it was, I notice I
was alone, then I realise it was my heart telling
me that I Miss you!
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna
steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can
make u smile n say: I Miss you!
I always knew that looking back on my tears would
someday make me laugh, but I never knew that
looking back on my laughter would someday make
me cry. I Miss you!
Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi. Sometimes, I even miss 2
reply. Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u.
I’m just giving u time 2 miss me!
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I
could write was – noh ss!W ! It doesn’t make sense
untill you read it upside down!
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,
but I realised dat loving a friend is even better, we lose
ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing
compared to the ones in your eyes!
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your
happy moments, every single second of the day.
FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand, Not what U
see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U
hold on!!!
There is a big difference between friendship and a
rose…Roses last only a while…but friendship is for ever.
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got
friends and one of them is me…
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing thats
rare & true, thats the gift of a wonderful friend like the
friend that I have in u!
Passion running through my veins, trembling, waiting,
reason is fading. Overpowering desire set.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was
choice, but falling in love with you was completely out
of my control.
Tiny stars shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I’m wishing u sweet
dreams 2nite!
Know what makes me happy when u msg me?
Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur
NAME that APPEARS on the call when it beeps
knowing that u remember me!
Remember me and bare in mind. A faithful girl is
hard to find. This is always good and true. So don’t
go changing old for new!
The day that I’ll die, when death replaces birth, I’ll
recognize angels’ faces, because I live with one on
earth.
Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
You wouldn’t either if your pecker was on your face.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because it would look silly with only six inches.
What do you call a bunch of flat-chested shooppers?
A set of boobless buyers.
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but
then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.
