“Texting Tales: Modern SMS Jokes for a Good Laugh”
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many
relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile,
but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my
phone.
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U,
you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt
than hv a heart without U.
One who smokes has a smoky heart;
one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.
So dear U must STOP eating sweets
as u r already a SWEET HEART!
Gujju lover: Darling! mere kaan mein kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.
Can’t believe that after all the shit that’s happened
between them, they are still together. Who? Ur bums.
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to
hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pahle bandar
tha! Dekho gussa mat karo kyunki jab tum gussa karte
ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be
successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be
successful.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine,
into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty.
The sky without stars is :
like sleep without dreams
like song without music
like rose without smell
like face without smile
like ME without U!
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk
about things, small people talk about others &
legends never talk, they send SMS.
The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our
parent’s advice and the second half in trying to keep
our children from ignoring ours.
When u r down & no one is there, don’t think of me.
When u r crying & no one is there then too don’t just
think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
A WIFE is like a computer…
She will ENTER ur life, SAVE you in her heart,
FORMAT ur brain, EDIT ur life,
And then DELETE you from ur money!!
Aaj ke baad mujhe phone bhi mat karna, mujhe yaad
bhi mat karna, milne ki koshish bhi mat karna,
Kyunki Dr. ne mujhe paagalo se door rahney ko
kaha hai.
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome you are,
it is not your figure too,
beauty is the inner self,
so change your underwear daily.
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has
been as sweet as you. I’d stand & wait in the world’s
longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
I’m a cop and you are under arrest on account of
being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r.
Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads
person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys.
Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them
and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Why do birds fall from d sky everytime u walk by?
Why do stars fall from d sky? Coz like me they
want 2 b near u!
Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.
Only the open heart receives love, only the open
mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives
gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
