SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Good! U’ll
enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-exercise, So
do it daily, gd for you.
SEX ON TEXT
Press down… down more…
Ok, more… YES ahh ohh yes…
almost there… yeah, oh shit,
harder… SO GOOD…!
Mmmmm… That’s how I have sex
on text!
YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a
suspect who is smart, sexy,
witty & very good looking…
So where are you gonna
hide Me?
TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a
woman, it’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per
minute.
LOVE AND SEX
Love is a name, Sex is a
game. Forget the name and
play the game!
SEX IS …
Sex is a sensation caused by
the temptation when a man
puts his location in a
woman’s destination. Do u
get my explanation, or do u
need a demonstration?!
GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$ MONEY: can buy a house,
but not a HOME. can buy a
clock, but not TIME. can buy
sex, but not LOVE. So pass
me all ur $ n let me suffer 4
U
NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for
making me healthy. Can you
also make me sexy? If you
can’t make me sexy, please
make all my friends fat.
Amen.
WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I
need tender, I need a kiss, I
need love, I need sex, I need
you!
WRONG NUMBER
U’ve got SEX APPEAL …
U’ve got INTELLIGENCE …
U’ve got CLASS … U got da
FACE, U got da BODY … I
got the wrong number …
SORRY
?NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex,
Group-sex, Safe-sex,
Leather-sex, Telephone-sex,
and for people with your
face …NO SEX !
?PHONE ENGAGE
hey! what happen 2 your
hp? tried calling alot of
times. everytime i dial your
no, operator kept sayin ‘THE
SUBSCRIBER U CALLING
IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY
LATER
KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey
friedchicken, it has legs
,breasts and a greasy box to
stick your bone in.
TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum
bigcockscum when you
least expect them, never
mind the screams of passion
whoop it up with doggy
fashion.
