This guy told his woman that he
loved her so much that he would go through hell for
her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja
raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje aur jor se
barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi Bola, ‘‘Lagta hai pahunch gayi.”
Wat u see as truth, wat u see as lies, remember that
true friendship never dies although we may change &
drift apart, I’ll always value u deep within my heart!
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Help ever… hurt never… love ever.. hate never… give
ever… except never… smile ever… cry never… think me
ever..forget me never…!
If time slips away without a word from me, U don’t hv
2 worry about our friendship bcoz feelings, beyond
words will always keep me A R O U N D !
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care
about me, that is very special.
When we sigh about our problem, they grow DOUBLE,
But when we laugh about them.. they become O O O
O O O bubbles! Have a bubbly life!
Q: What is the full form of maths.
A: Mentaly affected teachers harrassing students.
On Jeeto’s b’day Santa had no money, so he sent a
cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home, Jeeto said, ‘‘Thanks I got
cheque cashed from bank manager.’’
Life is a paradox-what u want u don’t get (luv),
what u get, u don’t enjoy(marriage),
what u enjoy is not permanent (girl friend),
what is permanent is boring (wife).
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman
who earns good money, a woman who loves him &
system to make sure that those 3 women never meet
each other!
Husband wife ki god mein leta hua tha.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aisa jaise bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnaag ki
god mein lete hon.
I think I should tell you what people are saying
behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!
A fact of life: One woman brings you into this world
crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for
the rest of your life!
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second
woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect
that my husband is having an affair with his
secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make
me jealous!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You
know, I was a fool when I married you.”
Wife replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love & didn’t
notice.”
Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur
main apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho gaya CHARANDAS aur woh
ho gayi PRANO KI PYASI.
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person she hits get a little bit of my love…
I hope she beats the hell out of you…!
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me
in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard
to get!
Namaskar! yeh humari faltoo SMS seva hai, ismein
hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna
kaam kariye..
SMS ka sangrah karke kya payiega vats…? Balance
ka moh tyag aur sms kar… Mitron se sampark
banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi… Swami
Messageanand.
