“The Best Internet Memes of 2023 (So Far)”
Sunny dashed to the hospital to visit his
spouse and newborn baby. At the door to his
wife’s room, he met a pretty nurse carrying a
darling little baby swathed in cloth. Sunny ran
his hand under the cloth and said to the nurse,
“Isn’t little Sonia a handsome devil?”
“This one isn’t yours,” said the nurse. This
child’s name is pretty, and please let go of my
finger.”
Did you hear about the pregnant nurse
whose theme song was “Witch Doctor?”
Dr. Sunny delivered his 500th baby. In the
wash-up room, a thought occurred to him. “Miss
Monika,” he said to the head nurse, is it love or
pride?
Mother: “Sunny, what’s your ambition?”
Sunny: “Mommy, I want to be an animal
doctor.”
Mother: “Why?”
Sunny: “Because animals never complain
against the doctor.”
Teacher: “Why are you late to class?”
Vinay and Sunny: “We helped an old lady
cross the road.”
Teacher: “But did it take you so long?”
Vinay and Sunny: “The point is she didn’t
want to cross the road.”
Sukvinder Singh’s wife took her ten year
old son Santa to see a doctor. “He has a urinary
problem. Please examine him,” she said.
The doctor asked, “What time does the pass
urine?”
“At 7 a.m.,” replied Sukhvinder Singh’s wife.
“Then what’s the problem?” asked the
doctor.
He gets up only at 8 a.m.” replied
Sukhvinder’s wife.
Doctor: Why are you trying so hard to wake
up the patient, who is part asleep?”
Nurse: “Because otherwise, the right time
for dose will be missed I have to give him a
sleeping tablet.”
Banta saw that his friend Sunny was very
depressed. “What happened?” asked Banta.
“Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000/= in a bat yesterday.”
“How come?”
“Well yesterday, the one-day match
between India and England was being shown live
on T.V. I bet Rs. 500/= that India would win,
but I lost the bat.”
“But that’s only Rs. 500/=, where did the
rest go?”
“Yaar, I bat on the highlights too!”