“The Best Jokes and Pranks from Social Media”
Sunny: “I’m sure that girl sitting behind
me in the movies last night must have been a
movie censor.
Vinay: “Why?”
Sunny: “All she kept saying was “Cut it
cut.”
Judge: “So you want a divorce from your
husband? Aren’t your relations pleasant?”
Applicant: “Mine are, but he is awful!”
“Mr. Sunny, was that young lady in the shop
mad at me?” Confided Rosy.
“What did she do?”
“First, she threw me out of the phone booth,
then she threw out my boyfriend.”
“Has your wife stopped fighting with you?”
“Yes.”
“How could that be possible?”
“She died.”
Sunny: “Who’s that girl with such an ugly
face.”
Mrs. Sharma: “That’s my sister.”
Sunny: “What a lovely figure.”
I am an actress married to a garment
manufacturer. Suddenly he wants to divorce me
and I can’t understand why?”
“Could it be that the textile merchant got
the goods on you?”
Miss Shanta says: “That’s Saturday has
special meaning for me because this is the only
day of the week when I wasn’t married on!”
An old man of ninety married a young girl
of twenty and more than anything he wanted a
son.
He went to his doctor and explained the
situation.
“I’m sorry.” said the doctor, You may be
heir minded, but you’re not air-conditioned.”
The optician who was examining the eyes of
an elderly woman after treating her for 3 months,
asked if she could see it now.
The woman replied, “Yes.”
The optician then placed the same printed
cards, “a z p t v ch” and asked the lady to read
them.
Said she, “I can see them clearly, but I can’t
read Russian.”