“The Best SMS Jokes for Your Group Chat”
Worried young girl: Doctor, this new diet
you’ve put men on makes me feel so passionate
and sexy that I got carried away last night and
bit off my boyfriend’s right ear.
Doctor: Don’t worry; it’s only about forty to
fifty calories.
Well, the sheriff snapped at his new deputy,
did you catch the car thief?
He’s a lucky character, the rookie replied; I
chased him for three miles, but by then, my five
hundred miles were up, and just like the car
manual said. I stooped to change the oil.
A man was so used to calling silly to everyone
that he had a fight in his office. Explaining his
helplessness, the man apologised;
sometimes, I also call my father silly.
But do you consider me also to be your father,
asked the offended man.
The last time I sat on a committee, we were
presented with a plan which had two alternatives,
We, therefore, narrowed it down to eighteen
possibilities for further discussion.
The psychiatrist informed the husband of one
of his patients :
I’m sorry to tell you this, but your wife’s
mind is gone.
I’m not surprised, replied the husband; she’s
been giving me a place of it every day.
After an evening in a nightclub, a gay party
rose to leave at one of the tables. Beckoning to
a waiter, one of the men asked, Is it raining
Outside?
I am an actress married to a garment
manufacturer.
Suddenly he wants to divorce me and I can’t
understand why?
Could it be that the textile merchant got the
goods on you?
Durga fell in love with her boyfriend at second
sight. The first time she didn’t know he had any
money.
Claude was so wealthy that even the bags
under his eyes had his initials on them.