“The Best SMS Jokes to Break the Ice”
CONVERSATION in the club car, so you have two
grown daughters.
Do they live at home with you?
No, they’re not married yet.
HE, where have you been during the last three
dances?
She Raj was showing me some new steps.
He was the very hand?
She “We took some cushions along.
A handsome bachelor of our acquaintance
claims that there is nothing more expensive than
a girl who is free for dinner.
Do you really think I can make it as a TV star?
Asked the would-be young actress, cuddling
closer to the producer.
Certainly, My dear, he said. In fact, You’re
stating to make it big already.
Said the once skinny and now very pregnant
teenager to her mother when she came back
from summer camp in September.
Then, Momma, you said a summer in camp
would fatten me up.
We take your hats off to a shrewd fellow who
convinced his naive young date that his flatmate
had lent him his vasectomy for the evening.
She: There’s something wrong with the
keyhole in my hotel room.
Clerk: I’ll look into it later.
What a woman wants is what you’re out of.
She wants more of a thing when it’s scarce.
One doctor we know prescribes nonstop sex
as a cure for insomnia, Says he; even if it doesn’t
work, they’ll have more fun staying awake.
VALENTINE talk…
1. If I made a wish each time I thought of you,
no star would be left in the heavens.
2. It must be a medical miracle to have survived
this long after losing my heart to you.
3. I’ve stopped reading newspapers since I saw my world reflected in your eyes.
4. The only other honey I ever tasted with my
lips before came in a bottle with a picture of bees
on it.