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Sunny: “When you married me, you
promised to love, honor, and obey.”
Meena: “Well, I didn’t want to start an
argument in front of all those old people.”
Sunny: “Darling, if I were to die, would
you marry again?”
Meena: “That’s hardly a fair question.”
Sunny: “Why not?”
Meena: “If I were to say, “Yes,” You
wouldn’t like it and to say, “Never again”
wouldn’t sound nice.”
Mr. Nanda: “Why does a woman say, she’s
been shopping when she hasn’t bought a thing?”
Mrs. Nanda: “Why does any man say, he’s
been fishing when he hasn’t caught anything?”
Riti: “My husband thinks he’s a
refrigerator!”
Preetike: “How does that affect you?”
Riti: “He sleeps with his mouth open and
the light keeps me awake!”
Meena: “How do you like the potato
salad?”
Sunny: “It’s delicious. Did you buy it
yourself?”
Indu: “But look, darling. I really don’t like
your reckless and extravagant habits.”
Vinay: “You’re telling me. Everybody
knows that I spend each and every penny very
carefully.”
Indu: “Maybe, but see this fire extinguisher you purchased two years back has
not been used even once so far.”
“Two days after marriage, the lady rang up
and asked, “Is that life Insurance company? I want
to get my husband’s fidelity insured.”
Sunny: “Do you know, dear?” the man said,
“When I shave in the morning, I feel a good
fifteen years younger.”
Meena: “Why don’t you try shaving at
night?” You might start feeling twenty-five years
younger.”
Sunny: “I want to fish. How much time you
think it will take?”
Waiter: “Just an hour and a half, sir!”
Sunny: “Why that long?”
Waiter: “We shall just send our man to
street pond for catching one.”
After three plates of chicken, two plates of
roast fish, two big plates of mutton pulao, twelve
sandwiches, the customer drank six cups of tea
and a plate omelet of six eggs.
“Excuse me for saying so, Sir, but you
certainly, enjoy your meals.”
“Enjoy meals! I hate food”, answered the
overstuffed diner.
Director: “Now, you have to jump from
six stories!”
Nervous Acter: “But suppose, I get injured
or killed?”
Director: “That’s all right. It’s the last scene
in the film!”Now, you have to jump from
six stories!”
Nervous Acter: “But suppose, I get injured
or killed?”
Director: “That’s all right. It’s the last scene
in the film!”