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Conductor: “Did you get home all right last
night?”
Jagga: “Certainly! Are you insinuating I
was drunk? I was perfectly sober. Did you not
see me get up and give that old lady my seat?”
Conductor: “That’s why I wondered, for
you two were the only passengers on the bus.”
At a party, a lady boasted that she had been
invited by Sunny Nanda to appear on his TV.
Serial, “Not a Nice man to know.”
A friend advised her not to accept the
invitation.
“That fellow asks very probing questions.”
“I don’t care,” she retorted, “I have nothing
to hide. My life is an open book.”
“I trust you know he reads his favourite books in bed.”
Overheard while sitting in court.
One advocate to the other, afte4 a girl had
passed them.
“She had a supreme court figure.”
The Other: “What do you mean?”
First One: “No appeal.”
An absent Mended Sardarji drove up to the
the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, turned
around and drove at full speed to the police
station.
“Inspector”, he gasped, “My car’s been
stolen.”
Father: “Sunny, Why do you dislike taking
a bath?”
Sunny: “Oh, Daddy! The whole idea is so
ridiculous. The body already contains so much
water.”
A husband was head to confers that during
the early months of his marriage, he was so much
in love with his wife, and he wanted to eat her.
As the years passed by, he increasingly
regretted that he had not!
Sunny: “Why do women hate alcohol so
much?”
Meena: “Because, after drinking it, mouse
like husband becomes lions.”