“The Funniest Internet Fails That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh”
What are boobs on a Girls Scout?
Brown is points!
What is a condominium?
A prophylactic for midgets!
A French husband is very sensitive to the
feeling of affection. He first kisses the fingertips
then the shoulder, and then the back.”
“By that time,” said an American girl, “An
American husband returns from his
honeymoon.
“So you meet Asha today?”
“Yes, I hadn’t seen her for ten years.”
“Has she kept her girlish figure?”
“Kept it? She doubled it.”
“I got good news and bad news about that
house. I’m trying to buy.”
“What’s the good news?”
“The people accepted my offer of ten
hundred thousand rupees.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“They want fifty rupees down.”
“Look, I am warning you. My husband is
coming back in half an hour.”
“But I am not doing anything I shouldn’t!”
“Well, that’s why I am just warning you. If
you intend to, you had better hurry up!”
Sonia: “Are you the kind of man who
always gets what he asks for?”
Raju: “Listen, baby, I got my face slapped
last night and that wasn’t what I was asking for!”
“So, What did the Guy do with you?”
“He insisted on kissing me on the hand!”
“Then he must be a man of experience.”
“Nonsense! Do you think a man with
experience would have had better than him?”
Sunny: “Would you mind having this dance
with me?”
Sunita: “I’m sorry, but I never dance with
a child.”
Sunny: “Oh, a thousand pardons, I don’t
know your condition.”
It must be wonderful to be a doctor. In what
other job could you ask a girl to take her clothes
off, look her over at your leisure? Then send the
bill to her husband?
“Okay, Doctor, let’s have it!”
“Well, your teeth are all right, but the gums
will have to come out.”