“The Funniest Joke You Need to Read”
Teacher: “I had two apples in one hand
and four in another, what would I have?”
Sunny: “Very big hands, Sir.”
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
doctor. The doctor asked him. What had
happened to his ears and he answered, “I was
ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of
pickup the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh, dear” the doctor exclaimed in
disbelief. But what happened t your other ear?”
“The scoundrel called back.”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy how
much does it cost to get married? And the father
replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for
it.”
What is the difference between a dream and
reality?
“The same between a girlfriend and a wife.”
“My pocket got picked in the bus today, but
my wife saved my money.” said Sunny.
“His friend Vinay full of sympathy asked,
“Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?”
“No, no. She was not on the bus,” replied
Sunny.
“Then, how did she save your money?”
enquired Vinay rather puzzled.
“Oh, she had removed most of the cash from
my wallet in the morning!” replied Sunny.
A pretty girl was standing at a bus stand. A
boy walking along remarked, “The moon is seen
at night how, has it come out during the day?”
“The owl hoots at night, how is it hooting
in the day?” the girl replied with a smile.
“My husband told me, I was the eighth
wonder of the world!” said Meena.
“What did you say?” asked Indu.
“I warned him not to let me ever catch him
with any of the other seven.”
Banta Singh’s eldest daughter had been
taken to the delivery room in a hospital and he
was anxiously waiting outside When he heard
the crying of a newborn babe. A few minutes
later a nurse came out of the delivery room.
“Banta Singh rushed up to her and enquired,
Sister, am I a grandfather or a grandmother?”