“The Funniest One-Liners: SMS Jokes Edition”
She: How do you know all those exercises in
front of an open window are doing you any good?
Her well, I’ve hand three proposals already.
Aftab: Let’s get our wives together and have
a big party.
Adil: Fine with me, but there will be left
them?
An egotistical lover met a girl in a drugstore
and asked her, How would you like to go
outstepping with me tonight, baby?
The girl, insulted and aggry, used her
knowledge of judo and swung him out of the
door.
Jolted and Jilted, the egotistical lover returned,
But baby, he said, you haven’t answered my
question.
What are the three best ways of spreading
gossip?
Telegraph, telephone, and tell a girl.
Some folks can’t tell the truth—and still others
can’t tell the difference.
Why is it that you go stead with the girl?
Well, because she’s different from other
girls guess.
How’s that? In what way is she different?
She’ll go with me.
During a hurricane in Calcutta, a woman was
extremely upset and couldn’t sleep a wink; her
husband, However, was sleeping soundly.
Abba, this house is rocking as if it were going
to blow away, she said, shaking him awake;
Oh, go to sleep; he said we’re only renting it.
A Bollywood starlet had just broken off her
engagement to her wealthy finance. I saw him
in a swimsuit one day, she explained, and he
looked so different without his wallet.
Why does voltage fluctuate, and how does a
Does the stabilizer check it?
Voltage is like the ruling party: it fluctuates if
the current outside support is not stable.
Because it’s the very character of power, and
can be checked only be a superpower
(stabilizer).
Voltage a like a naughty boy, and the stabilizer
a vigilant dad who keeps it under check.