“The Funniest Online Joke That Went Viral”
Two friends were telling each other the
dreams they had the night before. One of them
said he’d dreamed he was at Coney Island having
a wonderful time on the roller Coaster.
“I can top that,” said the other.
“I dreamed I was alone in a room with
Monika, And as if that wasn’t enough, who
should walk in but Brigitte Bardot!”
“Well, a fine pal you are,” said the first man
indignantly. “Why didn’t you telephone me?”
“Oh, I did,” said the friends. But your wife
said you were at Coney Island.
Meena to Sunny: “If you don’t get me some
new clothes, I’m gonna starts running around
back naked! What will the neighbor think
about that?”
Sunny: “They’ll probably think I married
you for your money.”
A young lady had a dream in which a
handsome male angel flew into her bedroom and
scooped her up into his arms. They flew out the
window together and traveled through the air for
some time. Finally, they reached a castle in the
sky and soared in through an open window. He
gently tossed her on a luxurious bed.
“What are you going to do now?” she asked
in a frightened noise.
That’s up to you,” he said, “It’s your
dream.”
“ I want a new suit made.” the customer
said, “And I want it in a hurry.”
The tailor struggled. I can make it for you,”
he said, “But it’ll take me forty days.”
“Oh, hell! Why, the Lord Created Heaven
and Earth in only six days.”
“Sure,” said the tailor quietly. And have you
taken a look at it lately?”
Rani: “But, darling, if I marry you, I’ll lose
my job.”
Raja: “But, can’t we keep the marriage a
secret?”
Rani: “But, suppose we have a baby?”
Raja: “Oh, we’ll tell the baby, of course.”
“So, you married that young chap of twenty.
Why did you do that? You’re Sixty! Aren’t
you?”
“That’s right,” she replied, “I wanted my
batteries charged and not run down.”
“My boyfriend would like a job in your
office.”
“What can he do?”
“Nothing.”
“That simplifies it. Then we won’t have to
break him in.”
Meena: “Will you love me as much in
December as you did in February?”
Sunny: “Oh much more, dearest. There are
more days in December.”