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Teacher: “Do you know where bad little
girls go?”
Sona: “They go almost every year.”
Teacher: “It be you don’t even know who
made you?”
Sona: “Do you mean originally or
recently?:”
What do elephants use for Condoms?
Good year blimps.
Why is pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke your eyes
out!
Why are black people sexually obsessed?
If you had pubic hair on your head, you’d
be sexually obsessed too.
Doctor: Mrs. Nanda. I suggest that you keep
off relations from your husband.
Mrs. Nanda: “Oh, that shall be fine, I’ve
got a couple of boyfriends who can easily take
care of me for that long.”
Dr. Sunny had a very nervous patient in
Mrs. Roy panicked the moment she sat in
his chair and clamped her mouth so tightly that
he couldn’t pry it open.
One morning Sunny had his nurse sneak up
behind her, and when he was ready to drill the
nurse jobbed Mrs. Roy in the rear with a stick
pin. he opened her mouth to Haller and Sunny
was able to finish his work.
When it was all over the dentist said, “Now
that wasn’t so bad after all, was it?”
“No,” she admitted, “but I didn’t expect to
feel the pain so far down!”
You can always pick out an executive in
an office his one that can take two hours
for lunch without being missed.
A really honest executive is a who’s
willing to share the credit with the guy who did
the work.