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The shortest married romance on romance
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He tried!
She sighed!
Baby cried:
“You’re still unmarried! is it?”
“Yes! That’s right!”
“Why don’t you get married? You say
you’re already 35.”
“You see, I was searching for some good
girl.”
“Did you get any?”
“Yes, I did get two, but both of them were
searching for some good man.”
“Meena let’s have a trial marriage,” he
urged, “We can live together for a while, and if
we’ve made a mistake, we can separate.”
“Yes, darling,” she said sweetly, “but what
will we do with our mistakes?”
Mrs. Mamta: “Mrs. Sharma, Now many
children, do you have?”
Mrs. Sharma: “Thirteen only.”
Mrs. Mamta: “And what does your husband
do?”
Mrs. Sharma: “Oh! my husband operates
an automatic sewing machine”
Mrs. Mamta: “So, that’s why you have so
many children.”
Mrs. Sharma: “You see, my husband
believes in keeping all the machines working
order.”
Meena: “When you married me, you
promised to love, honor, and obey.”
Sunny: “Did you slap him?”
Meena: “Immediately after he finished it.”
Sunny: “What made you go into the army,
Vinay?”
Vinay: “I had no wife and I loved war, But
What made you join the army?”
Sunny: “Well, I had a wife, and I loved
peace, so I went to war.”