“The Funniest SMS Jokes on the Internet”
AFTER being cured of V.D., an Eskimo friend
isn’t taking any more chances. Now he never
goes out on a date without a rubber on the end
of his nose.
ONE wrong plus one wrong may not make a
right, but they certainly make a pleasant night.
SAID the Broadway showgirl to another famous
sexologist, “I’ve had sex with about three
hundred men in my life. Do you think I’m a loose
woman?”
“Well, come to think of it,” declared the good
doctor.
“You do seem to rattle a little.”
“How’s your wife?”
“Good for nothing?”
A wealthy philanderer died after a particularly
depraved about of pleasure-seeking. House
after his death, the undertaker found the man
still had an erection. He phoned the widow and
asked what he should do about it.
“Cut it off and stick it up his areas.” She said,
“It’s about the only place it hasn’t been.”
When you have a million—rupee figure, you
can really draw interest.
“IT’S always the same. “The girl signed to her
room-mates after returning to the wee, small
hours. Afterwards, I felt so compromised, so
cheap, so soiled…so absolutely wonderful from
head to toe.
SITA: “Lilly swears she’s never slept with a
man, patted or even been kissed.”
Kamini: Well, would not you swear too?
YOUR ridiculous claim that this artificial female
the organ is every bit as satisfying as the real thing,”
the disputatious customer snapped at the salesclerk in a sex aids boutique,” Is just a lot of bull
in a vagina shop.
A young woman was asked what she
preferred in a man—Wealth, position, character
or appearance.
APPEARANCE: “She exclaimed, and the sooner
the better.
Perhaps you’ve heard about the girl who was
so undesirable she even turned her vibrator off.
And there’s the girl who uses her old flame to
burn up her new boyfriend.