“The Funniest Social Media Posts”
A popular bachelor attached to the
American Embassy in London had just returned
from a weekend in the midlands at a stately
country home. When asked by a friend what
sort of a time he had, he replied, “If the soup had
been as warm as the wine and the wine as old as
the chicken, and the chicken as tender as the
upstairs maid, and the upstairs made as willing
as the duchess, it would have been perfect.”
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their
Miami Beach Hotel. The operator, a magnificent
the blonde looked at them in surprise and said, “Why
hello, Sunny, how are you?”
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple
reach their room when the piqued bride
demanded: “Who was that woman?”
“Take it easy, Honey,” said Sunny, “I’m
going to have trouble enough explaining you to
her.”
Monika had been dating one man steadily
for almost a year, and her mother was growing
concerned.
“Exactly what all his intentions?” she
demanded.
“Well, Mam, I’m really not sure, Monika
said, “He’s been keeping me pretty much in the
dark.”
A young executive we know recently spent
three month finding a suitable secreatery. He
knows it pays to have a good head on your
shoulder.
The young married couple had moved into
an apartment next to a sexy fashion model, and
whenever the husband went over to borrow
something it usually took him much longest than
his wife thought it should. On one especially
extended crip, his wife last all patience and
pounded several times on the wall between the
two apartment. Receiving no answer, she called
the modal on the phone.
“I would like to know,” the wife said
huffily, “Why it takes my husband so long to get
something over there!”
“Well,” replied the modal coolly, “these
interuptions certainily aren’t helping any.”