“The Funniest Text Messages You’ll Ever Receive”
After a less than enthusiastic bit of
lovemaking, the woman snapped, ” You’re just
lucky that I don’t make you pay me what I’m
worth for submitting to you. I Sure am, retorted
the husband. They’d probably charge me for
breaking the minimum-wage law.
WORD has reached us about an innovative
sperm bank that is packaging its product in
special aerosol containers labelled HEIR
SPRAY.
She: I lost my case because there was a
woman on the jury.
Her: Naturally, she wasn’t fascinated by your
bags.
She: No, but my lawyer was fascinated by
hers.
One day, Lalita, the most popular girl in the
house told the madam she was leaving.
But you’re my best girl, the madam exclaimed,
Why last night alone, you went upstairs at least
a dozen times.
That’s the trouble, replied Lalita; my feet are
killing me.
DAUGHTER, said the mother, didn’t I tell you
not to let strange men come to your apartment?
You know, things like that worry me.
Don’t be ridiculous; Mother laughed at the girl,
I went to his apartment, Now let his mother
worry.
YOU’RE getting old when you don’t care where
your wife dies, so you don’t have to go along.
OH, my dear sweet bride, the passionate guy
told his lady just outside the office of the Registrar of
Marriage, tonight you and I will be in Heaven.
Aw, knock off the…the bragging, said the
lady.
I am afraid your law is broken in two places,
the doctor told the cowboy, Can you tell me just
how did it happen?
Sure, why not, doc, the cowboy said: These
past two weeks, I have been living the life of a Major
Khanna, then last night, Major Khanna came
home from field duty.
We recently heard about the procedure whereby a
Nobel prize winner donates sperm for artificial
insemination purposes referred to as a stroke
of genius.