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A minister from the city was filling
the pulpit in a small farm community.
After his sermon, he was invited over
to the house of one of the members for lunch.
In the course of the conversation,
he mentioned with pride that his
son had won first prize in the 100-yard dash.
“I know just how you must feel”,
replied the member understandingly.
“I remember how pleased I was last
year when our pig got the blue ribbon at the fair.”
Q. Why do elephants have feet?
A. From jumping out of trees.
1 Promised my wife a mink for
her birthday—if she’d keep his cage clean.
AFTER the funeral a minister
posted this notice on the church
bulletin board: BROTHER JOHN
DEPARTED FOR HEAVEN AT 3.30 A.M.
The next day he found the following
written below his announcement: “Heaven,
8.00 P.M.—Mr. John has not arrived yet, Great Anxiety.”
A big-game hunter recently returned
from Africa and went to a psychiatrist.
He told him they didn’t want to go
through analysis, but would pay
him $200 for answering two questions.
The psychiatrist agreed to do this
irregular exercise. “Is it possible.” the hunter asked,
“for a man to be in love with an elephant?”
The psychiatrist said, “Absolutely impossible.
The whole idea is ridiculous.
What’s your second question?”
The man then asked meekly,
“Do you know anyone who wants to
buy a very large engagement ring?”