A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time
of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. He
was asked : What he was doing.
He answered : Waiting 4 autumn.
Hello! I’m a little alien called Kan. I have taken the form
of your mobile phone. And during this
message I have been having sex with your thumb!
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 –
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex
appeal. remain silent & report 2 my xbedroom.
If your right leg was thanks giving and Your left leg
was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
Of all the babes u r my selection, please don’t give
me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur Inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!
Why did the Polish girl wring out her nightgown on
the counter at the sperm bank?
It was a deposit slip!
Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks.
Rooster & cat going over bridge, cat slips & falls in
river. Rooster cant stop laughing.
Wats D moral? Wherever there is a wet pussy there
is a happy cock.
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or
a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did
choose.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*?
She says: What’s that?
He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you
disappear.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a
shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the
handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart,
sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you
gonna hide Me?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual
harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s
$3.95 per minute.
MONEY can buy a house, but not a HOME. Can buy
a clock, but not TIME. Can buy sex, but not LOVE.
So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U.
Wat happened to the girl who bent over in tight slacks?
She got a split in her pants and pants in her split!
U’ve got SEX APPEAL … U’ve got INTELLIGENCE
… U’ve got CLASS … U got d FACE, U got d BODY …
I got the wrong number … SORRY.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt,
Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of
times. Everytime I dial your no, operator kept
saying, ‘‘THE SUBSCRIBER U R CALLING IS
HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER.’’
If guys had they periods,
They would compare the size of their tampons!
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum, big cocks cum when
you least expect them, never mind the screams of
passion, whoop it up with doggy fashion.
A man said 2 his doctor, ‘‘Everytime I look in the mirror
I get an erection.’’
The doctor said, ‘‘That’s because u look like a cunt!
The sky is blue, grass is green, harder the fuck the
louder the scream, louder the scream the better the
fuck, give me a ring u might be in luck.
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a
kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!
A woman is like a kentuckey fried chicken.
It has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your
bone in.
Sex is evil, Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven So stick it in.
