“The Hilarious Side of India: Exploring SMS Jokes”
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet
seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh…nee aaja marjaniye,
main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid. Santa rushed 2
her & after seeing the kid he shouted, ‘‘PUTTAR hua.’’
Nurse slapped him, ‘‘Leave my finger, u fool, it’s a gal.’’
Jeeto: If I die what’ll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a
man.
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA shlok
ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jaao maa, main Jyoti ke pas ja raha hun.
Santa and Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di…
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian
maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jange.
Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhaiye.
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Banta ek sadhu se bola, “Baba, meri biwi bahut
pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao?”
Sadhu ne kaha, “Beta, Agar koi upay hota to main
sadhu kyun banta?”
Q: What does Santa says, when he sees a banana peel
on road??
A: Oh no, Today I will have to fall again.
Agar aap mein dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or
no mein dekar batao—Kya aapko pagalpan ka daura
padna band ho gaya hai?
A Sardar went 2 a hotel and ordered chiken. Waiter
comes with the order…
Sardar: Murge di taang kithe hai?
Waiter : Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayi.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!
Jab tumhein Tanhai mehsus ho to yahan chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gadi bhijwa rakhi hai….!!!
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Then the frog jumps into the well.
Santa: Ismein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Dress code 4 a party—BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the
other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him that how he had fared. He
replied that Exam was okay, except for the past tense
of think. I thought, thought, thought and atlast, I wrote
thunk.
Santa & Banta went to ATM…
Banta : I saw ur password. It is ****
Santa : Ha.Ha. u r wrong, it is 6578.
Banta : Bolo Tara rara…..
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achchha, woh kaise?
Santa: Yaar kal main ghar gaya to woh bath tub mein
bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi.
Petrol ka rate badhne par Santa bola, ‘‘Menu koi farak
nahin Padega. Pahle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha; ab bhi 100
ka bharwaunga.”
Santa had a fight with his wife Preeto. At evening he
felt hungry, called him and asked: Darling, what are
you cooking for dinner?
Preeto: Poison.
Santa: OK, enjoy the dinner, I will eat outside today.
I can’t hide this from u anymore I really don’t wanna
hurt u but I feel it’s better I tell u b4 u hear it from sum1
else me really sorry but there’s no Santa .
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet….
Lady : Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa : U naughty girl, pahle tum dikhaao.
