The Jesters of the Net
One boy: “What happened when you
whistled at that guy walking with her dog?”
Another boy: “She walked past me as if I were
a lamp post but her dog didn’t.”
“Did your boyfriend get fresh?”
“He tried, but I told him off!”
“What did you say?”
“I said, I was saving it for a rainy day. But
just then it began raining, so what else could I
do?”
“Could you be the mother of my children?”
“Oh, sure.”
“Come on then, let’s get married.”
“Married! For what?”
“To have children!”
“I thought you already had.”
“I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
you indeed.”
“Will you marry me?”
“Don’t change the subject.”
Miss Rita: “I have a feeling that you don’t
know the first thing about making love.”
Mr. Sunny: “Never mind, darling. it’s finish
that counts.”
Vinay: “I hear you’re marrying again. But
your wife passed away only three days ago!”
Sunny: “I know, but I am not one to hold a
grudge long.”
Meena: “I went to Kashmir for my
honeymoon and I never had a more wonderful
time.”
Indu: “How did your husband enjoy?”
Meena: “Oh, are you supposed to take your
husband along too?”
“How dare you,” cried the Bollywood
filmstar Known for the extravagant habits, “You
have no right to claim that I married my husband
because he was a millionaire. And, for your
information, Miss do you know, it was I who
made him a multi-arrive?”
“Oh, I didn’t know that,” replied the other
woman somewhat abashed. “What was he before
you married him?”
“He was a multi-millionaire.”